The Police

The Police is a group of Police officers who maintain peace, law, and order in the Expanded Universe. There are many different branches of The Police. These are a few of them.

Alcohol Police
The Alcohol Police was a rather rotund gentleman alive during the roaring 20's who policed the alcohol. Alcohol was the big bad at the time and it was his job to make sure nobody was selling, drinking, or making alcohol. The only issue was that the Alcohol Police slacked off on his job a lot and preferred to sleep rather than police alcohol.

The Alcohol Police comes equipped with his gun and is able to explode away doors just by looking at them. He also carries a large label that says "ALCOHOL POLICE" on it so you can recognize him wherever you go. This label has miraculously ended up in Dfi's House.

The Alcohol Police made a special appearance in the trailer for Happy Birthday Cyan Crocomire: Revengeance. In the trailer, Cyan played a "No U" card on him when he drew his gun, giving Cyan instantaneous access to his own gun.

The Cyberbully Police
While they never officially appear, they are referred to in We've Been Cyberbullied Again. It is believed it is a team of people who work around the clock to prevent and delete cyberbullies so that the internet can be a safer place for everyone.

ParkourtubeHD says that he submitted a complaint to the Cyberbully Police when LuggyBro was cyberbullying him and Jonan for a second time. Given that there is no We've Been Cyberbullied 3, it's safe to assume that LuggyBro was successfully stopped and arrested by the Cyberbully Police.

If the Cyberbully Police determine that someone is a cyberbully, they will take any action necessary to arrest them. Once arrested, there is nothing a cyberbully can do except regret their life decisions and await their sentence.

Troll Police
The Troll Police is a young gentleman with long hair who drives around The Mall scouting for Trolls. Trolling is illegal in and around The Mall, and the Troll Police does his job to see that rule maintained. He has a very, VERY short-tempered personality, and often verbally abuses any Trolls he catches, making constant insults and threats. However, he himself is surprisingly prone to trolling, which makes him even angrier. In the Dfi video he appears in, Arrested For Trolling, he gets so mad about being trolled that he ends up becoming a Troll himself... kinda. trolled again.

He wears casual clothes and carries no weapons besides his car.