Ribena

Ribena is a British drink that is FRICKING AWFUL OH MY GOD.

WHAT THE HECC IS A BLACKCURRANT!?
Well for starters it ain't grape juice.

It has been mistaken for pomegranate by Will and blueberry by Cyan Crocomire.

It's garbage, that's what.

Evilness
Ribena, through its abhorrently awful taste, inspires others to cyberbully, which is just no good. It has caused other adverse reactions in people too, such as intense screeching and blatantly lying.

Theory 1: Roots of all evil
It has been theorized by scholars that Ribena is the root of all evil, and frankly, we at Cyan Crocomire and Dumb Fidelity believe them 110%

Theory 2: Cyan Crocomire like Ribena
When asked if Ribena tasted bad, all Cyan had to say on the matter was "I know probably gonna get, like, killed backstage if I say it's good so I'm gonna say it's bad", not giving his actual opinion, meaning he may not think it is bad. Additionally, Cyan Crocomire is half-British, as revealed later in We've Been Cyberbullied Again, which further supports the theory that he likes Ribena. However, Cyan was a core member of the team who destroyed 4 bottles of Ribena, he used the Giant Battle Axe of Fury and Might to obliterate one of the bottles, and Billy used his handgun to help destroy another, and Cyan spit of the Ribena as it was burning, so there is eveidence both ways.

Personally, I believe Cyan does hate Ribena, and no, this is not Cyan writing this, it's his twin cousin Loredo.

Theory 3: Ribena Causes Death
I mean, we haven't seen most of the kids who tried Ribena since We've Been Cyberbullied Again, so perhaps they have died? That would be very unfortunate :(

Theory 4: Ribena was supplied to LuggyBro by Anti-Jonan
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don't speak that name plz

actually do plz

Conclusion
Don't drink Ribena its bad lol