Hellomire

Hellomire is the god of chaos, evil, and physical strength (he can't beat Buff Malcolm though). His raw power causes the very landscape around him to violently warp and distort, and mortals who have seen him in person have gone clinically insane. Proceed through this page with strong caution.

Backstory
Hellomire was birthed out of a dying star deep within the seventh circle of hell. He immediately started drinking gallons upon gallons of protein shakes and lifting ridiculous amounts of thousand-pound dumbbells. Paul Bunyan himself shivered in the wake of Hellomire and shrieked out in pain, "ALAS, I HAVE BEEN CONQUERED."