Big Lank

Big Lank is the commentator host of his own show, The Big Lank Show, sponsored by Dumb Fidelity. After he tried to interview people about Friday the Thirtenth and was rudely berated by everyone he interviewed, he went crazy and ran away into Dumb Fidelity's woods and hasn't been seen since.

Really it was all that one person's fault. You know the one. The "Fallout Boy is best" person. She created the intense anger inside of Big Lank that later spiraled out of control and led to him losing his mind. He was just trying to interview people and give them facts about Friday the Thirtenth and she had to ruin it. Shameful.

Legends say Big Lank still lives in those woods and may in fact try to continue his show at some point in the future.

Variations
There are many more Lanks than just Big Lank. Here are a few of them.